If The Starbucks Church of the Devil makes one more nonsensical comment about insignificance about smoking outdoors to me or anyone else only smoking a pipe with tobacco, $100.00 cigar, or $0.40 Marlboro Red 100, I will continue to make a joking out of the name brand Starbucks and reduce the Starbucks brand name to a laughing matter only once I am done over-blogging the not so well hidden secret truths of the employees mandatory pagan rituals that they are required to do every evening between 11pm and midnight at the local Satanic High Priests house in one of several Southern California locations.

If The Starbucks Church of the Devil makes one more nonsensical comment about insignificance about smoking outdoors to me or anyone else only smoking a pipe with tobacco, $100.00 cigar, or $0.40 Marlboro Red 100, I will continue to make a joking out of the name brand Starbucks and reduce the Starbucks brand name to a laughing matter only once I am done over-blogging the not so well hidden secret truths of the employees mandatory pagan rituals that they are required to do every evening between 11pm and midnight at the local Satanic High Priests house in one of several Southern California locations.